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<i>HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?</i>

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<i>HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?</i>

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<i>HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪</i>

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<i>♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪</i>

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<i>♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪</i>

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<i>♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪</i>

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<i>♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪</i>

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<i>♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪</i>

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<i>♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪</i>

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<i>♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪</i>

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<i>♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪</i>

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<i>♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪</i>

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<i>♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GO, GO, GO ♪</i>

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<i>♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪</i>

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MAN, THIS MUST
BE THE "PLA-SACE"!

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ALL-NEW IN '92!
KA-KA-KAAA! NOW DIG.

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NOW, WAKE UP THE DEAD, 'CAUSE
FUNKY FINGER PRODUCTIONS...

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'BOUT TA "HI-YAAAAH!"
ALL UPSIDE YOUR HEAD.

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BUTT-NAKED AND BUCK WILD, MAN,

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COMIN' AT YOU ALL THE WAY LIVE
FROM A BIG-TIME HOLLYWOOD FUNERAL.

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ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
HERE TO VIEW THE BODY?

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BROTHER, DON'T HE LOOK
LIKE A WELL-DRESSED WALRUS?

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LOOK HERE, BROTHER.

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IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO
HOT CHOCOLATE OVER HERE,

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK US TWICE.

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YEA! ♪ I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES ♪

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♪♪ ♪ WHERE YOU FROM ♪

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♪ YOU SEXY THING ♪♪

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EXCUSE ME, SISTER.
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

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I'M SAVING THIS SEAT
FOR LATOYA JACKSON.

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GIRL, YOU'D BETTER NOT GRIP UP
ON MY BUTT. I WILL FLAVOR FLAV YOU!

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HEY, HEY.

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YOU THINK THESE ARE LP's, BUT
THESE ARE CD's. DAMN STRAIGHT!

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NOW, LOOK HERE. IS LATOYA IN
TOWN? 'CAUSE SHE AIN'T CALLED ME!

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WHILE WE GOT YOUR
EAR, HERSHEY KISS,

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WE'D LIKE TO TELL YOU ABOUT A LITTLE
PROJECT WE GOT FOR THE SNAKE WOMAN.

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IT'S A STORY ABOUT A YOUNG LADY GROWING UP
WITH A BUNCH OF MUSICAL NEGROES IN MOTOWN.

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DADDY GAVE HER A REAL HARD TIME.

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LOT OF ASS-WHIPPIN'S IN
THE BACK OF THE TRANS AM.

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IT'S A LITTLE THING WE LIKE TO CALL<i>
LEFT HOOK.</i> YOU DIG IT?<i> LEFT HOOK.</i>

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I DON'T THINK LATOYA WOULD
HARDLY BE INTERESTED IN<i> THAT.</i>

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WELL, LOOK HERE, "SUDITTY KIDDIE,"
I BET SHE DON'T EVEN KNOW TITO.

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DIG THAT. FAKE LOLA FALANA-LOOKIN'...
GO AHEAD. DON'T EVEN TRIP.

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HEY, HEY, HEY. THOSE SEATS
ARE RESERVED FOR QUINCY JONES.

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MAN, NOW, IF<i> THIS</i> IS NOT OBBA
BABATUNDÉ, I'M A WHITE MAN.

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I HEAR YA.

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NO, FOR REAL,<i> MAN,</i> LOOK HERE,
IS "Q" IN THE HOUSE, HOME-STUFF?

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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE AIN'T...

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JUST WHO ARE YOU?

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MAN, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE
MYSELF. MY NAME'S CLAVELL.

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AND I AM HOWARD TIBBS III.

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AND WE ARE... FUNKY
FINGER PRODUCTIONS.

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LET ME GIVE YOU ONE OF MY BUSINESS
CARDS... YOU KNOW, I'M FRESH OUT.

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HOWARD...

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BAM!

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NOW LOOK HERE. PAY NO ATTENTION
TO THE SYRUP AND STUFF ON THE FRONT.

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WE JUST CAME FROM
ROSCOE'S CHICKEN AND WAFFLES.

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CHICKEN SO DRY WE
HAD TO EAT IT IN THE RAIN.

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YOU NEED TO STOP, MAN.

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BUT LOOK HERE, SPEAKIN' OF "Q,"

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I GOT A<i> MOD SQUAD</i> PROJECT THAT WE
WOULD LIKE TO GET QUINCY INVOLVED IN.

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NOW, WE ALREADY
GOT K.C. DIG THAT.

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REMEMBER? FROM
THE SUNSHINE BAND?

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THE HIGH-YELLOW BROTHER
USED TO TRY AND PASS.

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WELL, THIS TIME HE
GON' PLAY THE WHITE BOY.

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WE COULDN'T GET A COMMITMENT FROM
LINC, BUT WE GOT VANILLI TO PLAY THE PART.

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WE WANTED T.K. CARTER,
BUT HE GOT POPPED THE

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OTHER NIGHT. I THOUGHT
HE BROKE HIS PIPE.

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CAN WE GET SECURITY HERE?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOU KNOW FREDDIE SAXON...

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WAS NOT ONLY A FINE ACTOR,

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BUT HE WAS A PILLAR OF
THE HOLLYWOOD COMMUNITY.

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IS THERE ANYONE HERE WHO WOULD LIKE
TO SHARE A FEW WORDS ABOUT FREDDIE?

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EXCUSE ME, REVEREND.
YOU KNOW FREDDIE IS DEAD.

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♪ FREDDIE'S DEAD ♪

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NOW, LOOK HERE, Y'ALL...

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ARE YOU SURE YOU KNEW FREDDIE?

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MAN, YOU'D BETTER UNHAND
ME, JAMES EARL JONES JUNIOR.

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NOW, ALL Y'ALL KNOW
THAT FREDRICO SAXON...

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WAS IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING HIS
LAST GREAT FILM WHEN WE LAST SAW HIM.

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NOW DIG. WE GOT A
LITTLE TASTE RIGHT HERE.

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WE JUST GON' GIVE YOU A TASTE.
GOTTA PAY FOR THE REST. HOWARD?

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BAM!

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NOW LOOK HERE, WE
DON'T HAVE A TITLE YET,

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BUT IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN
<i>THE WIZ</i> AND<i> FLATLINERS.</i>

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YOU GOT TO CHECK THIS.

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WE LIKE TO CALL THIS ONE A REAL
COOL WAY OF SOME OPEN VIEWING.

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GO AHEAD AND ROLL IT, HOWARD.

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HA-HA! RONDELL... MAN, ZOOM OUT!

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I'LL HANG A STACK
IN... THERE WE GO.

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MAN, PUT THAT EIGHT
BALL DOWN! MAN! DAMN.

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I'M TRYING TO GET MY HEAD RIGHT.

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HEY, HEY, AND YOU BETTER NOT HAVE
ATE ALL MY DAMN SKINS UP NEITHER.

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MAN, COME ON. HERE WE GO.
LET'S KICK UP FROM THE TOP!

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HA-HA! ALL RIGHT, YOU READY?

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LET'S DO IT. <i>"ACCIONAY"!</i>

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NOW, LOOK HERE, HOMEY, WHEN
WE GET TO THE EMERALD CITY,

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WE GOTTA GET THE WIZ TO GIVE
US, ER, UM, UH, A BRAIN AND A HEART.

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NOW, DIG THAT. A KIDNEY AND A
LIVER AND THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.

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LOOKS LIKE HOMEBOY NEEDS IT ALL.

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HE NEEDS SOME JADE EAST, 'CAUSE HE
STARTIN' TO KICK UP LIKE LONG BEACH.

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MAN, I THOUGHT SOMEONE
WAS FRYING SCRAPS.

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SAY WHAT? DIG!

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LET'S GET A FOOT UP IN
HERE. HERE WE GO. READY?

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ALL RIGHT, HOMER
SIMPSON, LET'S DO THIS THING.

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♪ EASE ON, COME ON
EASE ON, COME ON ♪

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♪ EASE ON AH-AH ♪

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♪ EASE ON EASE ON DOWN EASE ON ♪

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SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
NOW! ♪ EASE ON ♪♪

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OH, HEY...

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ALL RIGHT! IN ORDER TO FINISH THIS
MOVIE, WE GON' NEED SOME DUCATS.

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NOW, WE ALREADY GOT THE
FIRST MIL FROM JOHNNY CARSON.

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WELL, ACTUALLY, IT'S
FROM ED McMAHON.

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BUT IT DOES SAY THAT
WE ALMOST ARE WINNERS.

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MY GOD! WHAT HAVE THEY
DONE TO MY HUSBAND?

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AND THERE'S STILL
STRAW IN HIS SUIT. SHAZAM!

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HOMEBOY STAYED IN CHARACTER
ALL THE WAY TO THE GRAVE! DIG THAT!

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HERE THEY ARE.

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HEY, LOOK HERE! AIN'T NO
NEED TO GET PHYSICAL, KUNTA!

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I ALREADY TOOK OUT A MEETING
WITH BILLY PRESTON, MAN!

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<i>AND NOW THE FURTHER
ADVENTURES OF...</i>

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<i>HANDI MAN!</i>

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♪♪ OOH!

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OH, HI, CLARK. HI, LOIS.

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SAY HELLO TO OUR NEWEST
STAR REPORTER, TINA.

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WHERE IS SHE? WHY, RIGHT HERE.

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TINA, THIS IS CLARK
BENT. CLARK, TINA SMALL.

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IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE
YOUR ACQUAINTANCE.

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LIKEWISE, MR. BENT.

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HERE, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.

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WOW. I LIKE THE VIEW
DOWN HERE MUCH BETTER.

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ME TOO.

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- CLARK, YOU'RE DROOLING.
- OH, AGAIN?

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LISTEN, TINA, I HAVE TO CONFESS,
I'M REALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU.

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IT WOULDN'T WORK, CLARK.

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WHY NOT?

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I'M A LITTLE PERSON
AND YOU'RE A BIG PERSON.

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PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES.

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WELL, I COULD TRY, BUT
I DON'T THINK THEY'D FIT.

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MISS DANE, THIS JUST
CAME OFF THE WIRE.

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OH, NO! THE BENEFIT BANDIT RIPPED
OFF ANOTHER CHARITY BALL LAST NIGHT.

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ALL THE DONATIONS HAVE BEEN
STOLEN. FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH.

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I'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT CHARITY
DANCE-A-THON. AND DON'T TRY AND STOP ME.

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CHARITY BENEFIT, HUH?

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MAYBE THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT HANDI MAN SHOULD ATTEND.

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EXCUSE ME, TINA!

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HMM.

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MAYBE I COULD HELP.

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HANDI MAN! TINY AVENGER!

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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
- I'M GOING TO CATCH
THE BENEFIT BANDIT.

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- MAYBE WE SHOULD TEAM UP.
- WHY NOT?

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TWO SUPERHEROES
ARE BETTER THAN ONE.

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ANYWAYS, UP, UP AND AWAY!

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HERE, LET ME HELP.

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UP, UP AND AWAY!

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UP, UP AND AWAY!

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<i>♪♪</i>

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TINY, LET ME HELP YOU UP.

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WELL, LOOK WHO DROPPED IN.

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THE GIMP AND THE SHRIMP!

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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

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YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

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YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO ME, 'CAUSE I
DON'T SEE NO OTHER GIMPS AROUND.

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IT WAS JUST A LITTLE
JOKE, HANDI MAN.

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IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
AND YOU TOO, TINY AVENGER.

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I HOPE YOU TWO HAVE BROUGHT
DONATIONS FOR THIS WORTHY CAUSE.

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NOW, THAT'S MY LAST.

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THANK YOU.

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SINCE YOU TWO ARE HERE, ENJOY
YOURSELVES ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

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LISTEN, TINY AVENGER,

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IF WE'RE GONNA CATCH THIS
CREEP WE'D BETTER FIT IN.

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HEY, HOW COME NO ONE'S DANCIN'?

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LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED! RIGHT?

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LET'S GET THIS PARTY
STARTED QUICKLY! <i>♪♪</i>

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GO, TINY, GO!

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IS THAT A PARTY OVER THERE?

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YEAH, BOY-EE!

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COME ON, EVERYBODY!
DO THE HANDI DANCE!

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ON THE GOOD FOOT!
ON THE GOOD FOOT!

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♪♪

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BRAVO! BRAVO!

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LET'S HEAR IT FOR HANDI MAN!

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THANK YOU!

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HANDI MAN, I THINK ISADORA'S
GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT...

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SINCE WE'VE GOT HERE.

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I THINK YOU'RE
RIGHT, TINY AVENGER.

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I'LL USE MY HANDI-VISION AND FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON UNDERNEATH THAT MUUMUU.

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UH-OH. I THINK I
USED TOO MUCH JUICE.

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SO, ISADORA, IT'S BEEN<i> YOU</i> THAT'S
BEEN STEALING ALL THE DONATIONS.

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YES! IT IS I! ISADORA!

206
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THE WORLD'S GREATEST DANCER!

207
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UNTIL THAT FATEFUL NIGHT
OF MY BENEFIT CONCERT...

208
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WHEN I TRIPPED OVER THE CRUTCH AND
FELL INTO THE HANDICAPPED SEATING SECTION.

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EVER SINCE THEN,

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I'VE SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE
STEALING EVERY PENNY I CAN...

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FROM THE HANDICAPPED.

212
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I'M GOING TO MAKE
YOUR LIVES UGLY!

213
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WELL, SPEAKING OF UGLY, YOU'D
BETTER PUT SOME CLOTHES BACK ON.

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DUH! THAT'S A HANDI-JOKE!

215
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YOU TWISTED LITTLE HANDI-TWERP.

216
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PREPARE TO DIE!

217
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TINY AVENGER, LET'S GET BUSY!

218
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NO JOB'S TOO LARGE
FOR THE TINY AVENGER!

219
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:54,112
GOOD WORK, TINY
AVENGER! GREAT WORK!

220
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HYAH! <i>HANDI MAN, WATCH OUT!</i>

221
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- WE'RE TRAPPED!
- YES, TINY AVENGER! LIKE RATS!

222
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THIS WAS ALL A SETUP,

223
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AND YOU FELL FOR
MY PLAN BEAUTIFULLY.

224
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NOW, CRUTCHED CRUSADERS,

225
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PREPARE TO DIE!

226
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IT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!

227
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<i>IS THIS THE FINAL CHALLENGE
FOR OUR CAPED COUPLE?</i>

228
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<i>TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, SAME
HANDI-TIME, SAME HANDI-CHANNEL...</i>

229
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<i>FOR THE HANDI-CONCLUSION.</i>

230
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I, JO-JO, <i>DeVANTE
SWING, MR. DALVIN...</i>

231
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OFF OF UPTOWN/MCA RECORDS.

232
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PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR JODECI.

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<i>♪♪</i>

234
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<i>HEAR THE DRUMMER GET WICKED!</i>

235
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♪♪ <i>K-CI! UHH!</i>

236
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,803
<i>BRING THE SOURCE! UHH!</i>

237
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,806
<i>BREAK STACK! UHH! WHAT'S UP?</i>

238
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<i>A LITTLE SOMETHIN', 1992!</i>

239
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<i>DEF JODECI BY THE DEF SOUND.</i>

240
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,612
<i>KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
I'M OUTTA HERE! PEACE!</i>

241
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:06,083
- YO! COME ON!
- ♪ THE TIMES ♪

242
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,119
<i>COME ON!</i> ♪ THE TIMES ♪

243
00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,254
♪ THE TIMES ♪

244
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<i>COME ON!</i> ♪ THE TIMES ♪

245
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,059
♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ OOH, YEAH ♪

246
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♪ THE TIMES ♪

247
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♪ THE TIMES ♪

248
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K-CI, BRING US IN.

249
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♪ OH, GIRL, I SEE YOU ♪
<i>SAY WHAT?</i>

250
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,871
♪ THE TIME IS SO RIGHT
♪ <i>UHH! KEEP IT GOIN!</i>

251
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,073
♪ LET'S PLAN TODAY ♪

252
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,442
♪ TO GO OUT AT NIGHT ♪
<i>♪ OOH, YEAH ♪</i>

253
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:35,413
♪ LET'S MAKE THIS SPECIAL
AND REMEMBER OUR FUN ♪

254
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♪ GO THROUGH THE STORMS ♪

255
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:39,884
♪ AND LOOK BACK ON ♪
COME ON!

256
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,852
♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪

257
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

258
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♪ OHH-OH-OHH ♪

259
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,460
♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

260
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♪ THE TIMES ♪

261
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:55,166
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

262
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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

263
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,938
<i>UHH! UHH! HEAR THE
DRUMMER GET WICKED!</i>

264
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,873
<i>♪ DOO-DOO-DOO ♪
COME ON!</i>

265
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,820
♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY, BABY ♪

266
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,411
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

267
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,714
♪ CAN'T FORGET THE
NIGHT ♪ <i>UHH! COME ON!</i>

268
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,916
♪ WE WATCHED FOR
THE SUN ♪ <i>UHH! COME ON!</i>

269
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,584
♪ WE LAUGHED AND PLAYED ♪

270
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<i>KEEP IT GOIN'! KEEP IT GOIN'!</i>
♪ THEN MORNING COMES ♪

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♪ JUST LIKE THE DAY ♪

272
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♪ WE STARTED OUR HEART ♪

273
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,460
♪ IT WAS SUNRISE ♪
<i>COME ON!</i>

274
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,163
♪ WHEN WE MADE OUR FIRST LOVE ♪

275
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪

276
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

277
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♪ OHH-OHH ♪

278
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<i>♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪</i>

279
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♪ THE TIMES ♪
♪ BABY ♪

280
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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

281
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♪ I LOVED THEM ♪

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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪
<i>♪ OH, THE TIMES ♪</i>

283
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♪ THE TIMES WE SHARED
TOGETHER ♪ ♪ OHH, YEAH ♪

284
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♪ LET'S MAKE IT LAST
FOREVER ♪ ♪ AHH, YEAH ♪

285
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♪ JUST LIKE THE MORNING SUN ♪

286
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♪ WE LAUGHED AND PLAYED
NOW MORNING COMES ♪

287
00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,158
♪ I LIKE ♪
♪ THE WAY YOU KISS ME ♪

288
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,939
<i>♪ HOLDING ME GIRL, WHEN WE
DO THIS ♪</i> ♪ YOU'RE HOLDING ME ♪

289
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,097
<i>♪ IT KEEPS ME RISING HIGH ♪</i>

290
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,365
♪ ALL OUR LOVE WILL NEVER DIE ♪

291
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,034
♪ NOTHING COULD COMPARE ♪

292
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:07,838
♪ TO THE LOVE WE SHARE ♪

293
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,640
♪ FEEL THE FEELING ♪

294
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,977
- ♪ SAY NOTHING
NOT A THING, GIRL ♪
- ♪ COULD COMPARE ♪

295
00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:15,780
♪ TO THE NIGHTS WE
SLEPT TOGETHER ♪

296
00:15:15,849 --> 00:15:17,881
<i>COME ON! K-CI!</i> ♪ OOH-OOH-OOOH ♪

297
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,217
<i>JO-JO, TAKE US OUT!</i>

298
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,653
♪ OH, GIRL, I SEE
YOU ♪ UHH! COME ON!

299
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,887
♪ I WANNA DO YOU
TONIGHT ♪ UHH! COME ON!

300
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,435
♪ READ THE ROLEX, LADY ♪ ♪
LET HER SAY IT LET HER SAY IT ♪

301
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,492
♪ THE TIME IS RIGHT ♪

302
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,673
♪ LET'S MAKE IT SPECIAL ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪

303
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,863
- ♪ OH, I WANT THAT GIRL ♪
- <i>EVERYBODY!</i>

304
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,732
<i>♪ I KISS YOU ONCE I SAID ♪</i>

305
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:37,267
♪ AND LOVE'S BACK ON ♪

306
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,014
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
<i>♪ THE TIMES ♪</i>

307
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,639
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

308
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,348
♪ BABY GIRL ♪
♪ OH, YEAH ♪

309
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:47,011
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
♪ ♪ OH, YEAH OH, YEAH ♪

310
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♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

311
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♪ BABY ♪
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪

312
00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,032
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
YOU HOLDING ME ♪

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♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

314
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,926
- ♪ BABY, OH ♪
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪

315
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,096
<i>♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪</i>
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪

316
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,098
♪ OHH ♪
♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

317
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,968
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪

318
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:14,671
♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER ♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER ♪

319
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,308
♪ GONNA MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪

320
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,044
- <i>♪ OH, YEAH ♪</i>
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪

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♪ WE SHARED TOGETHER
♪ <i>♪ OH, YEAH OH, YEAH ♪</i>

322
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,816
- ♪ OH, YEAH ♪
- ♪ MAKE IT LAST FOREVER ♪♪

323
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:29,286
<i>- EVERYBODY JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
- COME ON! COME ON!</i> ♪♪

324
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,355
<i>JUMP! JUMP! EVERYBODY JUMP!</i>

325
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,859
<i>JUMP! JUMP! EVERYBODY
SAY... COME ON! COME ON!</i>